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About Me
Kelvin Chan is a crazy pollyanna, an incurable insomniac, a megalomaniac and an ENFP (don’t feel ignorant just because you don’t know what that is).
He (i.e Kelvin Chan):
- has been kidnapped before (this is really funny and pathetic)
- has walked on fire twice (ouch!)
- has broken a poisoned arrow (where poison is enough to kill a grizzly bear) with his neck only
- has a golden stud on his left ear and a steel stud on his right
- speaks at least 4-5 languages/dialects (and is learning to say “thank you” in 25 languages)
- has given a speech of eulogy before in front of at least 200 people (*sobz*)
- never forgets a face but has trouble with names (.. somebody pls buy me a notepad from Amazon)
- fears cockroaches and their granddaddies (oh cmon … who doesn’t?)
- has crashed into cows before while speeding on an Australian highway after visiting the 12 apostles (dam* those careless farmers!)
- has a degree in Information Technology (which he feels is worth zilch, nada, etc)
- enjoys massages and is infinitely in love with ice cream (*droolz*)
- is into endtime biblical prophecies and is an endtime evangelist (let’s discuss eagles, leopards, horns and … the harlot)
- has an IQ of 100++ and an EQ of negative 100
- has sat on the floor of his classroom (while others were on the chair) for nearly a year while he was in primary 3/4 for simply refusing to allow the teacher to meet his mum
- has cheated death by just a mere 1 sec
- plays and loves his spanish classical guitar (anyone wanna play Alhambra with me?)
- has invested at least $10,000 on seminars and courses
- has lost around $20,000 on online scams and their variants (damn russians!)
- has been to at least 20 countries and lived in 3 countries
- loves mathematics to the point that he used to add up the numbers on the licence plates of vehicles on the road (and in the process gives himself a mild headache which goes off in like … all of 250.55 seconds)
- got immensely drunk one night by having 2.5 Cruiser blacks (1.5 classic, 1 lime), 1 whiskey dry, 2 tequila shots, 2 Absolut vodka (Classic n Raspberry) and a bit of Heinken Beer and in the process vomited a few times (… and btw, I’m not a drinker)
- has been featured in the Straits Times (Youth Section) before
- has an overblown (can’t state this enough) ego, confidence and optimism and is hopeless that it can be deflated anytime soon
- has shoplifted at least 15 times in his life (either those security officers were sleeping in their job or i was tooooo good for them)
- has sat in a Ferrari and a Lamborghini Gallardo before (year 2008)
- have used sanitary pads (yes … ladies) … oops!
- has tried pot cookies (that damn thing made me feel sooo confused n’ cold)
- is truly, madly and deeply in love with his Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ!
- and of course … is into internet marketing! =)
Oh … and here’s me on the island of Santorini, Greece at the end of 2006:
